Dog Gone it!

The neighbour's 2 puppies have decided to adopt us. I guess they like our garden better. This has provided us with some amusing and some not so amusing incidents. A few weeks back they were keeping me hostage inside as every time I went outside they threatened me with their horrible little muddy paws. If that wasn't bad enough they nicked a pair of jocks of someone's line and tried to get me to play fetch with them. But most recently they’ve decided to drag people’s rubbish up onto the deck: old nappies, jandals, dishcloths, tincans, rotting hunks of tuna. But today they out did themselves. The black puppy managed to steal a machete.